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Well my ‘little girl’ reaches the ripe old age of 17 today. How does that make me feel? I feel old. I seem to have woken up this morning with more aches and pains than I had yesterday and I swear I can see another grey hair or two. I think I need to formulate a plan of action.

I was thinking I was doing well, getting my hair back to its natural colour, no trace of dye to be seen. I am quite proud of the fact that I have good skin and don’t need to trowel on a layer of foundation on a morning before I can face the world. Yet I feel like time is running through my fingers and blowing away like grains of sand.

I am told I don’t look my age, which is always nice to hear. I am also told that mediums tend to stay looking a little younger that their years, which is also encouraging. Then again I am also told that most mediums are ‘generously’ pear-shaped, but I think I can live with that as long as the wrinkles are deferred by a few years!

So what can I do? Other than keeping a positive outlook and my sense of humour – not a hell of a lot! Time after all isn’t a commodity we can buy more of, we have what we have and it is up to us to make the most of it. So maybe I can live with a few grey hairs. I may be ‘generously’ pear-shaped, but I’m not at the point where I need to book two seats on a plane.

Life is for living, for making discoveries about who you are, and for learning from your mistakes. At 17 my daughter is heading out to discover her own life lessons, I am quite happy in the knowledge that I have worked through many of mine and have grown as a person because of it.

or should that be from the Loreal Sublime ‘Bronze’ to the ridiculous???

Hmm well I think my first attempt at reducing my ‘Moon Tan’ with a piece of fakery will be my last. despite following the instructions to the letter, I still looked like I had tried to spray pain myself through a set of railings! Streaky? You bet! I looked like an yellowy orange striped zebra. Still I managed to cover the worst of it up (I think).

Ready for a night on the town.

Ready for a night on the town.

Anyway, we all met up, decorated the birthday girl with badges, a sash, glow stick necklaces and a Disney Princess tiara emblazoned with a large sparkly ‘40′. Just to make sure that we couldn’t possibly lose her in one of those dark bars or course!

Linzi - The Birthday Girl.

Linzi - The Birthday Girl.

The short walk into town was broken up by strangers shouting ‘Happy 40th Birthday!’  Which I think Linzi managed to get used to after the third or fourth shout. A couple of cars actually slowed down and had a jolly good stare – whether this was due to her birthday attire or the fact that we all looked gorgeous I can’t say.

We had a great night, no tumbles, no accidents (well nothing to speak of) and no one wandering off! However Kim was rather taken with two young police men and almost accosted them – to take a photograph of course with the birthday girl. Well at least that is what she said. An Indian meal at midnight is something I wouldn’t normally do, and for someone who doesn’t really eat Indian food (I really don’t like coriander!) I thoroughly enjoyed it and ate the lot, even the pilau rice and I ‘don’t do rice!’

I can’t speak for the others, but I know that I woke up without a hangover. That could be due to the fact that I only had three hours sleep though I suppose. I couldn’t wander around town every week, but once in a blue moon, yes I could manage that.

Well if there hasn’t been there should be. Why? Well its been a while but I am out ‘on the town’ there tonight!

It has been a long time since I have been on a traditional pub crawl, actually I can’t remember the last time as it was literally so long ago. Maybe I am old before my time, my partner says he is going to get me carbon dated just to check I haven’t lied about my age.

But, for a birthday celebration, a 40th birthday too I might add (not mine before you all go awww. I have a couple of years left before I hit the big four ‘O’). She wants to go dancing, dancing! I hope all of these trendy pubs and bars have got their floors reinforced and are well stocked ready for our arrival!

I have even decided to bare my legs for the event too, and so that all of the party goers don’t get blinded when a strobe light (do they still have them?) flashes onto my delicately ‘moon tanned’ legs I am going to attempt some ‘light’ fake tan – another first! It could be that I spray the bathroom a strange shade of orange during application, or I end up looking like I have been dipped in creosote – but I’m a woman on the edge and I’ll try anything once!

I shall report on the tanning success, night out etc when I come round/sober up or can see the keyboard again over the weekend. I may even post a photo or two so brace yourselves!