Well if there hasn’t been there should be. Why? Well its been a while but I am out ‘on the town’ there tonight!

It has been a long time since I have been on a traditional pub crawl, actually I can’t remember the last time as it was literally so long ago. Maybe I am old before my time, my partner says he is going to get me carbon dated just to check I haven’t lied about my age.

But, for a birthday celebration, a 40th birthday too I might add (not mine before you all go awww. I have a couple of years left before I hit the big four ‘O’). She wants to go dancing, dancing! I hope all of these trendy pubs and bars have got their floors reinforced and are well stocked ready for our arrival!

I have even decided to bare my legs for the event too, and so that all of the party goers don’t get blinded when a strobe light (do they still have them?) flashes onto my delicately ‘moon tanned’ legs I am going to attempt some ‘light’ fake tan – another first! It could be that I spray the bathroom a strange shade of orange during application, or I end up looking like I have been dipped in creosote – but I’m a woman on the edge and I’ll try anything once!

I shall report on the tanning success, night out etc when I come round/sober up or can see the keyboard again over the weekend. I may even post a photo or two so brace yourselves!